Mr. Whiskers
(c) July 12, 2020 Sean McGaughey 5090 #3

V1
D A
Sorry Mr. Whiskers. Yes I know that is your chair,
A D
Do you realize I bought and I was just sitting there
G D
I went to refill your bowl. Do you think that we could share?
A D
Yes, Mr. Whiskers I know that it's your chair.

V2
Excuse me Mr. Whiskers, that pillow is for my head.
I'm sure you could find another spot to lie upon the bed.
And could you kindly sheath those claws of yours that I dread.
Excuse me Mr. Whiskers, that pillow is for my head.

Chorus
G D
Before you came this house was somewhat less than a home.
G D A
These four walls are the kingdom where you choose to freely roam
G D
You tolerate our company like a fairy tale gnome.
A D
Since you came into to our house, it’s become a home

V3
Please Mr. Whiskers, we have room enough for all.
You don't need to sleep at midnight in the middle of the hall
When I stumble to the throne room in the dark I'm sure to fall.
Please Mr. Whiskers, we have room enough for all.

V4
What's it now Mr. Whiskers, that's the food you always eat.
You don't get to lick the tuna off my sandwich as a treat.
Damn, I'm trying to walk here, stop curling round my feet.
There's lots left in your dish of the food you always eat.

Chorus 2:

V5
Mr. Whiskers, you're the fiercest hunter in this house.
And I must admit that is quite an impressive mouse.
But perhaps you shouldn't leave it in the shoe of my spouse.
Yes Mr. Whiskers you're the hunter of the house.

V6
If it's not too much please stop kneading me with your paws,
I hope not to awaken with a toe in your jaws.
And I fear the unrelenting pain you can inflict with your claws.
If it's not too much, Mr. Whiskers please stop kneading me with your paws.

Chorus 3