Bobby Has Wax In His Ears!

Bobby Has Wax In His Ears!

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Liner Notes: 

Jerry here: I asked Jimmy to write me a song about a dude who has wax in his ears. Thanks Jimmy. I'd like to dedicate this song to @Ferry Colyer

Update: December 17, 2019 This demo has been upgraded to safe for work version 2.


Bobby Has Wax In His Ears

Bobby Has Wax In His Ears
He kept saying what
Bobby Has Wax In His Ears
He was like WTF?

He opened his jaw wide
There was not a sound inside
Cindy's voice was muffled tonight
He can't hear it right
He tried shaking his head
All of the sound was dead
Andy thinks he deserves it
He obviously doesn't give a shid


His hearing dropped to zero
He'll have to see how it goes
If he has moments of vertigo
He is too drunk to know
He got a bottle of eardrops
Cindy took off with the box
She threw it away it was lost
She joked about it once and then stopped

His wax had dried up
The fluid in his ears was stuck
Cos he has tons
He tried to pick at the eardrums
But they felt numb

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Rockwrites75's picture

Hey Jerry, my friend wow and many thanks bro. You did an excellent job on your new song I like it. Your guitar solo sounds awesome.

billwhite51's picture

i used to have this problem and jimmy decribes it well. one of your most rocking songs and its great to hear your guitar at the max again.

coolparadiso's picture

oh yeah been there! Good one. I think its sitting on giant speakers as a kid though! and the riff returns nice one!

Ferry Colyer's picture

Say it ain't so.. you DID collab with that idea as a starting point! Wait, I'm starting the song with even bigger attention. Bobby Has Wax In His Ears... LOL, and it's a great line. He kept saying what? It's hilarious, and it gets more hilarious when you sing that line again. This has teared me up because of laughter. The guitar solo is hot, the whole song is pretty much on fire. Full of energy, pretty fantastic drums too. Love it. Great collab. Thanks for writing these lyrics Jimmy, thanks Jerry for putting it to music this way. This is a big surprise Smile