Darn Dog, Darn Cat (aka the true story about last night)

Darn Dog, Darn Cat (aka the true story about last night)

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Darn Dog, Darn Cat (aka the true story about last night)

V1
cat on my back
stretched and bumped
gave me a scratch
we both jumped

she meowed
“meow meow”

I howled
“ow ow”

“get off my back
you darn cat
get off now”

C
cat and dog
dog and cat
bloody smelly sheets
because of that

cat and dog
dog and cat
more nights with no sleep
because of that

darn dog
darn cat

V2
dog on my bed
snored and drooled
tooted by my head
I wasn’t fooled

she barked
“woof woof”

I yelled
“pew pew”

“get off my bed
you darn dog
I mean you”

C
cat and dog
dog and cat
bloody smelly sheets
because of that

cat and dog
dog and cat
more nights with no sleep
because of that

darn dog
darn cat

B
can’t live with them
don’t want to try without
nights would be much too dull
I have no doubt

C
cat and dog
dog and cat
bloody smelly sheets
because of that

cat and dog
dog and cat
more nights with no sleep
because of that

darn dog
darn cat



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Comments

cindyrella's picture

Ha! I hear you. My cat will run up my body to get to my shoulder! This is so fun!

Klaus's picture

Funny lyrics although maybe not so much fun to you when it happened. 50's music like rock'n'roll and blues was filled with cats and dogs. Nice rhythm in the lines and those onomatopoetic words are hilarious and appropriate to the song.

Pets can be a pain, but what joy they can bring.

Apart from dog farts, that is. Nobody needs those Smile