Toilet Paper Math

Toilet Paper Math

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There's a meme (or two) going around FB about how toilet paper math is hard where sixteen rolls equals thirty six or seventy two rolls etc., And I figured I'd have a little fun with it.

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Why does toilet paper math have to be so hard?
Why does every single roll have to be so large?
One equals three and one equals four
Four equals eight or maybe even more

I guess that I'm too easily confused
I always thought that one plus one equaled two
But toilet paper math is out of control
And that's not the way I roll

I always thought I was pretty good at math
I could always do the basics in no time flat
I thought that I was good but apparently I'm not
There's one kind of math that I was never taught

How many toilet paper rolls does this pack equal?
They should make toilet paper math illegal

Why does toilet paper math have to be so hard?
Why does every single roll have to be so large?
One equals three and one equals four
Four equals eight or maybe even more

I guess that I'm too easily confused
I always thought that one plus one equaled two
But toilet paper math is out of control
And that's not the way I roll

Why's it have to be so hard?
What's a boy to do?
I just want to wipe my ass
And get rid of all this poo!

Why does toilet paper math have to be so hard?
Why does every single roll have to be so large?
One equals three and one equals four
Four equals eight or maybe even more

I guess that I'm too easily confused
I always thought that one plus one equaled two
But toilet paper math is out of control
And that's not the way I roll



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Comments

cindyrella's picture

Haha haha! Great idea for a song! And who can understand toilet paper math!? I think my favorite line is that's not the way I roll! Good one!

coolparadiso's picture

Yeah i liked this as well. A whole knew meaning to rock n. ROLL

billwhite51's picture

i still dont get it. the math is hard, but the song is good, and your performance is winning..... a stellar entry into this years 50 90 poopathon.

You are so right! What's up with that? We just want to wipe our asses! Extra points for that 'way I roll' line. Biggrin