Motherhood Can Be Nasty

Motherhood Can Be Nasty

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After I listened to Liz and Val's Awkward song, this popped into my head (whether I wanted it to or not! Smile

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Motherhood Can Be Nasty
© 2019 Cindy Prince

There's been
Snot bubbles galore
Being a Mom of four
I've cleaned
Vomit from walls
And bathroom stalls
(That dried stuff is murder)

Motherhood can be nasty
For certain ghastly
And very unclassy

What else
Let's see
Poop and pee
Also
Here's a tip
About chocolate chips
(They're really hard to get out of a kids nose!)

Motherhood can be nasty
For certain ghastly
And very unclassy

And there's
Dried out play-doh
And spit out cocoa
Add
Picked off scabs
And science labs
(That nearly burned the house down)

Motherhood can be nasty
For certain ghastly
And very unclassy

Lest I forget
Nasty warts
And collapsed forts
Even more?
Oozing bee stings
And stuck on rings
(Thought I'd never get it off)

Motherhood can be nasty
For certain ghastly
And very unclassy



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Comments

metalfoot's picture

Yes yes yes.
My kids haven't done ALL those things but... yeah.

10 points for TRUTH.

Jibbidy34's picture

Yes YES! There is NO dignity haha Biggrin Biggrin Most days I think I'm crazy trying to juggle a music career with 4 kids!